Body Snatcher Idea Line

Story:

Body switcher
Choses a body to inhabit.

Tag line: See someone through another persons eyes.

Able to chose who?
How?
Restrictions are?

so this guy finds out he can inhabit a strangers body *by moving his spirit to a corner of the mind* (how did he find out how he does it? How did it come about?)
he can see someone (like the persons sister) through his eyes, but the body's psyche *in the far corner of the mind * still registers how he would react with her. So the body snatcher can see people from another persons eyes.
-a racist
-homophobe
-angoraphobe
-Etc.

he can fix peoples problems because of his unique perspective.
he can also mess up peoples lives anonymously
he can live through someone else (do things he himself would never do)
he can get a better view of a womans mind

what does he do with his body while he's not in it?
does the person know he's in it's body?

What do you think?
Ideas?
Comments?

hilarious

These are hilarious.
Thanks Nancy!!!!!

"You look familiar, come one how do I know you??
ahhh that's right - you were in my dreams"

"Did it hurt??
When you fell from heaven?"

Do you believe in love at first sight? or should I walk past again.

Are you tired? (tired of what?) Cause you've been
running through my mind all day!

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long
way from here.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!!
MY JAW!!

I didn't know that angels could fly so low

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my
heart taking off?

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry
for fear of losing you.

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start.

I'm new in town.
Could you give me directions
to your apartment?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U
and I together.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole
mine from across the room.

Are you religious? Cause you are the answers
to all my prayers.

If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a
million light-years away.

Hello, Cupid called.
He says to tell you that
he needs my heart back

Is your dad a terrorists? Because you are the bomb

Ouch! My tooth hurts! (Why?) Because you are
soooo sweet!

You remind me of a magnet, because you sure
are attracting me over here!

When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that
I stole one of his angels.

I'm good at math.

If stars would fall everytime I would think of
you, the sky would soon be empty.

Your lips look so lonely.... Would they
like to meet mine?

Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because
I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime
you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.

Do you have a BandAid? I just scrapped
my knee falling for you.

Well, here I am.
What were your other two wishes?

So, what do you like to do for fun?
(Why?) Because I'm gonna ask you out.

Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because
I know that is what we will ever be?

I put a drop of tear in the ocean last night
for you. And I won't stop loving you until you find that tear drop.

Hey baby. You got a jersey? (A jersey?...What for?)
Because I need your name and number

Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing
a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag.
(Why?) Because
I asked for you for Christmas.

My lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?

(hold out hand) Would you hold this
for me while I go for a walk?

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you
just swept me off my feet.

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

Hey baby, you must be a light switch,
cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

I know milk does a body good,
but baby, how much have you been drinking?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Let's take a shower together -- you smell.

You are the reason men fall in love.

Ya know, you look really hot! You must be the
real reason for global warming.

Guy: Sorry, but you owe me a drink.
Girl: Why? Guy: I looked at you and dropped mine.

Do you want to see a picture of a
beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.

You must be going to hell, because it's
a sin to look that good.

Do you know what I did last night? I looked
up at the stars, and matched each one
with a reason why I love you.

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy?
I think he went into this cheap
motel room across the street.

Baby, I'm an American Express lover....
you shouldn't go home without me!

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

Help the homeless.
Take me home with you

Hey, kitten.
How about spending
some of your nine lives with me?


guy: theres a problm.
girl: what
guy: your numbers not in my phone

What to do in an elevator (okay, seriously, when I go to L.A, I'm totally going to do this lol)

When there is only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Push a button, pretend it gave you a shock. Smile and go back for more.

Ask the others in the elevator which floor they're going to, but push the wrong buttons.

Call the Psychic Hotline and ask them if they know which floor you're on.

Hold the doors open as if you're waiting for a friend, but then let it close.

Say to nobody, "Hey, Wally, how's it been?"

Drop a pen, wait for someone to pick it up and then yell, "That's mine!"

Put a cardboard box in the corner; when someone gets on ask them if they can hear ticking.

When the doors close, announce, "Don't worry, they'll open again soon."

Enforce a group hug.

Open your purse slightly and say, "Do you have enough air in there?"

Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.

Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves/

Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now... motion sickness!"

Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

Sing along with the music.

Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

Leave a box between the doors.

Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

Start a sing-along.

When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your personal space.

Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it. quick!" then whistle innocently.